Written by
Harry Haters

Title: T G I F

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T G I F

     It was Friday night the only night when Zoid fights were not occuring. So the Blitz Team desided to have some fun. Hey Naomi! said Leena. I was wondering if you would like to come over for a slumber party at our headquarters tonight, I was thing of invitin all the girls, I need some time away from guys. I was thinking of inviting that new girl who just came here last week so that we can fill her in on everything about everybody here. So what do you think? well, I think that you might have some competition, shes like your Teresa, hey Barbie said Naomi. Well she will NEVER, NEVER be prettier than me Leena said. Oh Ya Leena, said Noimi sarcasticly. wait I told you a million times I DONT LOOK LIKE A BARBIE barked Leena! Ok, ok, so who ya gonna invite? Well I was thinking of Chris, Kelly, Mary, Chole, you, and the new girl. whats her name again? Uh, uh Marita said Naomi. That reminds me of alcholhal laughed Leena. But anyways we are gonna have to be careful, the guys are going to be here all weekend said leena.

     This is great said Bit, who was standing right outside leenas door unnoticed. He ran as fast as he could into brad's room. Hey brad, your never gonna believe this, leena's inviting a whole bunch of girls over tonight. Oh, oh, oh.... moaned brad. ah brad, dude are you ok. Sweet, yelled Brad! then he burst into tears. it's going to be okay brad said bit as he patted his back. i don't think that i've ever been happier, said brad. I have a great idea said bit. we can tell all the guys about this, hook up some cameras into the girls room, and charge addmission to watch. Ya said Brad, we could get genius jamie to hook up the cameras, and tell the girls that we were going over to Jack's house. So basicly were going to make a fortune off a whole bunch peaving toms who want to see the girls in their pajamas.

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Later That Night

     Yo where heddin over to Jack's pad yelled brad. Ok said leena, as she watched brad, bit, and jamie walk out the door with backpacks and sleeping bags. They climbed through the the doggie door to the basement. bit picked up his cell phone, called jack, and told him it's time to let the festivities begin. jack call all of the rest of the guys, kay, see ya in 5. so jack called up Harry, Vega, leon, and bit's old friends lawrence and francine.

     And Bit was right, in 5 minutes they heard a nock on the doggie door to the basement. Yo homies what up, it's big daddie jack and the possie. Dude, let us in, he yelled!! Not untill you pay up said brad as he walked up in his lucky poker hat. It's playin time boys, said brad! I'm the official cash collector, he said, as he showed a tag on his shirt that read co cashier. so gentlemen, how much do we bid on the tickets, asked Bit? Well I'll give you 6 dollars said Vega. Cheapskate yelled Brad. These are priceless tickets, to the biggest peep show on earth, it's the hot zoid chicks in pj's what more do ya want. i mean they'll even be gettin dressed, i gaurentee it. girls in braws and panties! It's 30 or nothin boys, so pay up or go home, it's your loss! fine they yelled as they handed him their money. now thats more like it said Jamie.

     we got soda drink hats, candy bars, and beer added Brad. I wouldn't be a party w/ out it said Jack as he grabbed a bruskee. Shhh shuu it's starting Bit said as he led the rest of the guys to the big screen.

Girls

     so hi everybody said Leena as all the girls walked into her room. What do you all want to talk about. Boys, they all yelled, nearly blowing Leena down. Ok! So who do you think looks better, Jack Sisco or Jamie asked kelly? Who are they asked the new girl, Marita. Luckily we always bring pictures of the boys, said Chris drooling. Jacks that ugly one added leena pointing to his picture. Jack now sat with a discusted look on his face. Jamie looks better they all agreed. Jamie made a wide grin at Jack. Ok ok so who do you thinks better, Brad or Bit? Brad said Naomi. All the other girls stared at her. then leena yelled bit braking the silence. And all the other girls nodded. Then bit spun himself around in his chair running his finger through his hair. So anyways, who wants to play a game? Ya they all laughed. How bout truth or dare said Chole. Ok truth or dare it is they all agreed.

     It's really gettin good now bit chuckled. Bring it on chicks shouted Jack, big daddie jack can take it. More like big hippie jack, muttered jamie under his breath. This is the life said harry, as he gulped down sodas. Hey harry, this is a learning experience , cause you've never seen it before, and you'll never see it again said Vega. Hey I dont need lip from a lousy 10 year old barked harry. ya a 10 year old who has more dates than you said Bit. so fill us in on this said lawrence and francine. Ok so all them hotties, those are the girls, said Jack. We knew that they replied. Those are all big daddie jacks admierers said jack. Shut your ass pisser replied bit.

     Ok anyways girls whos gonna go first? Ok how bout you Mary? truth or dare? Uh, truth she muttered. ok, so whats the most embarrasing thing you've ever done? Well, this one day, out of my complete obbsession with Bit i folowed him into a guys restroom.

     Oh my god, you like my boyfriend Leena shrieked!!! Gross!!!!!! anyway I hate to brake up the fight, but it's my turn said Naomi.

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