AND

 

By Earthbounder

 

Chapter 1- Introduction

 

Mr. Saturn Alarm Clock: BOING! BOING! BOING! BOING!

 

Ness: Nnnggghhhc::Reaches for (fake) Mr. Saturnfs ribbon and presses it::

 

Five minutes laterc

 

Mr. Saturn Alarm Clock: BOING! BOING! BOING! BOING!

 

Ness: GrrrRRRcPSI ROCKINf a!!! ::A bright colorful light emits from his hand blowing the alarm to pieces::

 

Mr. Saturn Alarm Clock: Ow... Me gotta find new home...

 

Ness: ::Yawns:: Huh? Ah crap, I blew up my new alarm clock I got from Saturn Valley. Oh well, Ifll just walk over there with Paula, Jeff, and Poo (Hey, donft laugh!). After all, it isc THE FIRST DAY OF SUMMER VACATION!!! ::Bounces up and down on bed:: WOOHOO!!!

 

Mom: ::Enters room:: NESS!!! Get off that bed at once; youfre going to hurt yourself!

 

Ness: Mom relax. I got healing powers, remember?

 

Mom: Yeah which had the Onett hospital camping outside our house hoping that youfd help them heal people. Anyway, go downstairs and eat breakfast, Ic::stares at pieces of alarm clock:: WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED?!

 

Ness: Ummc Gottaeatbreakfastbye! ::Dashes out of room::

 

Mom: ::Shakes her head smiling:: That boyc

 

Meanwhile on Planet Zic

 

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Maria: ::Opens door, peering inside:: Van? ::Walks up to his bed:: (Musical-kind-of-voice) Vaaaaaaaan itfs time to get uuuuuuup.

 

Van: Nnngghhhc

 

Maria: Fiona, could you come here please?

 

Fiona: ::Walks into room::

 

Maria: ::Whispers in Fionafs ear::

 

Zeke: ::Enters room looking curious::

 

Fiona: OK!

 

Maria: Thanks, ummc I think Ifll just close the door for protection. ::Leaves room, closing door behind her then putting her head against the door to listen:: Ifve got to hear this!

 

Fiona: ::Walks up to Van, smiling evilly, then takes a deep breath:: WAKE UP!!!

 

Van: AAAA!!! ::Flies in midair then falls::

 

Zeke: ::Chuckling::

 

Maria: Oh! Herefs my cue. Better make some breakfast.

 

Van: FIONA!!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!

 

Fiona: ::Smiling:: Well, since you werenft waking up, your sister asked me to come here and wake you up. Besides, you got chores to do, haha!

 

Van: ::Groans::

 

Everyone: ::Leaves room::

 

Maria: ::Making breakfast:: Morning Van, had a good sleep?

 

Van: ::Looks angry:: I would have if you didnft have someone yell in my ear!

 

Maria: Oh shush and sit down.

 

Van: Hmmph.

 

 

Meanwhile, back on Earthc

 

 

Ness: ::Walks downstairs and heads for the table::

 

King: Ness! ::Runs up to Ness and pounces on him, making Ness fall::

 

Ness: ::Laughing:: Morning King! Whatfs up?

 

King: ::Licking Nessfs face:: Nothinf much. I just got some fleas on me as usual.

 

Tracy: ::Walks downstairs, also heading for the table:: You are soo weird talking to your dog.

 

Ness: ::Gets up:: Hey! Itfs called TEL-EP-ATHY.

 

Tracy: ::Rolls her eyes:: Whateverc

 

Mom: ::Follows suit as Ness except for having King pounce on her:: Good morning everyone. Did anyone get the mail?

 

Everyone but Ness: ::Looks at Ness::

 

Ness: Fine fine Ifll get it. ::Closes his eyes to concentrate:: (Voice gets louder when speaking) PSI Teleport-

 

Mom: NO TELEPORTING IN THIS HOUSE!!!

 

Tracy: Yeah gChubsh, the mailbox is only a few yards away.

 

Ness: IfM NOT FAT!!!

 

Tracy: I didnft say you were, did I?

 

Ness: Grrrc

 

King: Ooo, the burnc

 

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Van: ::Sweeping in front of the house::

 

Priest: Hello Van, nice to see you again. Heard you destroyed the Deathsaurer. Good job!

 

Van: Thanks father but it really wasnft anything.

 

Priest: Did you hear the news?

 

Van: No? What's up?

 

Priest: Scientists have recently discovered a planet called Earth, which has life on it.

 

Van: Wow! Really?

 

Priest: ::Nods:: I wonder if there are Zoids on that planet...

 

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Ness: Okay! All set! Now all I need to do is to call my friends and-

 

Telephone: Beeep! Beeep! Beeep!

 

Mom: Ness honey, could you get that?

 

Ness: Sure Mom! ::Walks over to phone and picks it up:: Hello?

 

Apple Kid: Hello? Is this Ness?

 

Ness: Hey Apple Kid! Whatfs up? Made a new invention or somethinf?

 

Apple Kid: No, I got some exciting news! Jefffs dad- Dr. Andonuts- has currently discovered a planet with life on it! Quick turn to channel 11!

 

Ness: Okay bye! ::Hangs up:: Sounds nerdy, but oh well! ::Goes the couch and grabs remote::

 

TV:

 

News Reporter: -Last question sir, how do you think you will travel to this planet called Zi?

 

Dr. Andonuts: Me? Oh no my good friend, Ifm not traveling to the planet. My son and his three friends arec

 

To be continuedc



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