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By Earthbounder
Chapter 1-
Introduction
Mr. Saturn Alarm Clock: BOING! BOING! BOING! BOING!
Ness: Nnnggghhhc::Reaches for (fake) Mr. Saturnfs
ribbon and presses it::
Five minutes laterc
Mr. Saturn Alarm Clock: BOING! BOING! BOING! BOING!
Ness: GrrrRRRcPSI ROCKINf a!!! ::A bright colorful
light emits from his hand blowing the alarm to pieces::
Mr. Saturn Alarm Clock: Ow... Me gotta find new home...
Ness: ::Yawns:: Huh? Ah crap, I blew up my new alarm
clock I got from Saturn Valley. Oh well, Ifll just walk over there with Paula,
Jeff, and Poo (Hey, donft laugh!). After all, it isc THE FIRST DAY OF SUMMER
VACATION!!! ::Bounces up and down on bed:: WOOHOO!!!
Mom: ::Enters room:: NESS!!! Get off that bed at
once; youfre going to hurt yourself!
Ness: Mom relax. I got healing powers, remember?
Mom: Yeah which had the Onett hospital camping
outside our house hoping that youfd help them heal people. Anyway, go
downstairs and eat breakfast, Ic::stares at pieces of alarm clock:: WHAT THE
HECK HAPPENED?!
Ness: Ummc Gottaeatbreakfastbye! ::Dashes out of
room::
Mom: ::Shakes her head smiling:: That boyc
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Maria: ::Opens door, peering inside:: Van? ::Walks up
to his bed:: (Musical-kind-of-voice) Vaaaaaaaan itfs time to get uuuuuuup.
Van: Nnngghhhc
Maria: Fiona, could you come here please?
Fiona: ::Walks into room::
Maria: ::Whispers in Fionafs ear::
Zeke: ::Enters room looking curious::
Fiona: OK!
Maria: Thanks, ummc I think Ifll just close the door
for protection. ::Leaves room, closing door behind her then putting her head
against the door to listen:: Ifve got to hear this!
Fiona: ::Walks up to Van, smiling evilly, then takes
a deep breath:: WAKE UP!!!
Van: AAAA!!! ::Flies in midair then falls::
Zeke: ::Chuckling::
Maria: Oh! Herefs my cue. Better make some breakfast.
Van: FIONA!!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
Fiona: ::Smiling:: Well, since you werenft waking up,
your sister asked me to come here and wake you up. Besides, you got chores to
do, haha!
Van: ::Groans::
Everyone: ::Leaves room::
Maria: ::Making breakfast:: Morning Van, had a good
sleep?
Van: ::Looks angry:: I would have if you didnft have
someone yell in my ear!
Maria: Oh shush and sit down.
Van: Hmmph.
Ness: ::Walks downstairs and heads for the table::
King: Ness! ::Runs up to Ness and pounces on
him, making Ness fall::
Ness: ::Laughing:: Morning King! Whatfs up?
King: ::Licking Nessfs face:: Nothinf much. I just
got some fleas on me as usual.
Tracy: ::Walks downstairs, also heading for the
table:: You are soo weird talking to your dog.
Ness: ::Gets up:: Hey! Itfs called TEL-EP-ATHY.
Tracy: ::Rolls her eyes:: Whateverc
Mom: ::Follows suit as Ness except for having King
pounce on her:: Good morning everyone. Did anyone get the mail?
Everyone but Ness: ::Looks at Ness::
Ness: Fine fine Ifll get it. ::Closes his eyes to
concentrate:: (Voice gets louder when speaking) PSI Teleport-
Mom: NO TELEPORTING IN THIS HOUSE!!!
Tracy: Yeah gChubsh, the mailbox is only a few yards
away.
Ness: IfM NOT FAT!!!
Tracy: I didnft say you were, did I?
Ness: Grrrc
King: Ooo, the burnc
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Van: ::Sweeping in front of the house::
Priest: Hello Van, nice to see you again. Heard you
destroyed the Deathsaurer. Good job!
Van: Thanks father but it really wasnft anything.
Priest: Did you hear the news?
Van: No? What's up?
Priest: Scientists have recently discovered a planet
called Earth, which has life on it.
Van: Wow! Really?
Priest: ::Nods:: I wonder if there are Zoids on that
planet...
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Ness: Okay! All set! Now all I need to do is to call
my friends and-
Telephone: Beeep! Beeep! Beeep!
Mom: Ness honey, could you get that?
Ness: Sure Mom! ::Walks over to phone and picks it
up:: Hello?
Apple Kid: Hello? Is this Ness?
Ness: Hey Apple Kid! Whatfs up? Made a new invention
or somethinf?
Apple Kid: No, I got some exciting news! Jefffs dad-
Dr. Andonuts- has currently discovered a planet with life on it! Quick turn to
channel 11!
Ness: Okay bye! ::Hangs up:: Sounds nerdy, but oh
well! ::Goes the couch and grabs remote::
TV:
News Reporter: -Last question sir, how do you think
you will travel to this planet called Zi?
Dr. Andonuts: Me? Oh no my good friend, Ifm not
traveling to the planet. My son and his three friends arec